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anywayaccionutella:

Life is getting so hard. I just want to be a cat.

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Baby without you, there is no Carl Johnson!

Carl Johnson

GTA San Andreas

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Posted 1 year ago
I know that some of these things… are a little frightening, but I think we’ll be all right if we go together. First, repeat the catechism after me:
I believe a dime can derail a freight-train.
I believe there are alligators in the New York City sewer system, not to mention rats as big as shetland ponies.
I believe you can tear off someone’s shadow with a steel tent-peg.
I believe that there really is a Santa Claus, and that all those red-suited guys you see at Christmastime really are his helpers.
I believe there is an unseen world all around us.
I believe that teis balls are full of poison gas, and if you cut one in two and breathe what comes out, it’ll kill you.
Most of all, I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks.
Okay? Ready? Fine. Here’s my hand. We’re going now. I know the way. All you have to do is hold on tight… and believe.
Stephen King, Introduction to Nightmares and Dreamscapes (via howciamon)
Posted 1 year ago
  1. Friend: Well, this July 4th I'll be doing what my ancestors were doing. Friend: Working.